Cats chase. Cats jump. Cats play. Cats stare at you, plotting their next move.
There are plenty of fish in the sea, and this cat’s going to meet them all.
Feed us, pathetic human.
Facilitating year-round paranoia.
The purrfect friendship.
Don’t argue with cat logic. Just, don’t.
Vampire monster or not, the Beast of Bladenboro still abides by the creed of “If I fits, I sits”.
The evolution of the caterpillar is a thing to be marvelled.